when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’
Professor: 30% of students fail this course so tutoring is advised.
me: why don’t you not be a shitty teacher
- *pencil drops*
- me: could this day get any worse
the real struggle in 2004
around 5 am, I woke up before everyone else so I could wander and see the sun come up.
Aït Benhaddou, Morocco