So my mom got a new tattoo today
straight boys are ok when it’s just you and one of them but as soon as they form a bigger group they become absolutely unbearable
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.
You will be happy
You are happy
You were happy
You will be wumbo
You are wumbo
You were wumbo
The study of wumbology
IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB
"guess since im a white man im not allowed to have opinions"
your opinions have shaped the world we live in today not being catered to for 83.9 seconds will not fuckin kill you
- Drake: You... you don't hate me?
- Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
- Drake: But... I hate myself.
- Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
- Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
- Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
- Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
- Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
- Rihanna: Congratulations!
- Beyoncé: Congratulations!
- Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
- Jay Z: Congratulations!
- A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
- Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
- Kanye West: Congratulations!
- DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
- Birdman: Congratulations!
- Nebby: Congratulations!
- Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
- Drake: Thank you!